Alice In Wonderland

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If you don't know the premise of Alice In Wonderland, you must have missed out on a childhood. I'm pretty sure everyone knows the story. A girl falls into a hole that leads to a new world (Wonderland or in the movie's case: Underland). In the movie, Alice has to figure out how to defeat the Red Queen with some help from her insane friends like Johnny Depp. Not actually him of course, but he plays the insane or "Mad" Hatter.

Anne Hathaway looks bad/creepy in this movie. Either she looks horrible with white hair or it's just that anyone looks terrible when they have white hair and black eyebrows. I'm pretty sure hair and eyebrows should be the same color. And what was with the caterpillar who must have thought he was at a hookah bar? Although he had a monocle, he creeped me out.

Overall though, the story was okay but nothing special. The movie is pretty straightforward and you always know what's going on, but what's going on is sometimes boring. I don't remember how the original Alice In Wonderland was, but I do know that the Cheshire Cat is supposed to be purple and he wasn't purple in this movie. Some people must be either colorblind or ignorant. Tim Burton directed the movie, so it can't be horrible, but it's not one of his better works.

I give it: 6/10